Go Rockies!

Sike!

This is our 2nd day in Denver, and it's great! I haven't taken many pictures yet, but I plan to tomorrow before we leave for Palm Desert.

Here is a list of things to remember when visiting Denver:

1. Wear lots of chapstick.
2. Drink more water than usual.
3. Don't drink as much alcohol as usual.

No one told me the 3rd rule until it was too late...
Because of the elevation, Denver gets you wasted... fast. Then, pictures start appearing on the web like so.



Well, at least I obtained a free hat somehow. Thanks Denver!

Real pics later!

Wyoming holla

When we were in Montana, Wyoming got a bad wrap. I am here to say that Wyoming is delightful, not as pretty as Montana, but we did see antelopes prancing around and cacti!
We are heading to Denver tonight for the next 3 or 4 days, I can't wait!
And here are some pics of Wyoming, of our photo shoot last night (lack of sleep creates great pictures), Ashley's flowers she picked me, and a funny wyoming joke... that might not be a joke. I hope it is though...

Movin' to Montana soon

Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (yes I am)
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune

Montana is awesome! It's beautiful, the air is fresh and the cowboys are plentiful.
After our 20 hour bus ride, we went out to eat and stayed at the best hotel! The Hilton in Bozeman, MT is where it's at.
Today we have 2 shows on the MSU campus, then we are heading to Billings, MT for some more Montana action.
Here are some fun Montana facts:

If you are a married women, it is illegal to fish by yourself on Sundays
If you are not married, it is illegal to fish by yourself all the time.

Steer Montana is the World's largest steer, weighing 3.980 pounds. It lived for 15 years, is stuffed and kept in a museum in Billings. Here is a picture of the obese steer.


Because i'm lazy, the pictures from our trip are at the top of the post. enjoy!

Pechanga!

Whoa! After all of those commercials pumping Pechanga Casino, I finally made it! Did I walk out of the theater into the casino once? No. But I did walk around the exterior.
Since Pechanga is on an indian reservation, there are a lot of sacred areas. We got in trouble several times for taking pictures on sacred hills, the front of the casino; the bike cops are not a joke.
When I got the talking to in front of the casino, the guy asked for identification to prove I was 21. Is it illegal for me to be in front of the casino and be underage? I feel like it's not, thanks Pechanga.

Tonight we are heading to Montana! We are starting the drive at 11pm and are arriving in Bozeman around 9pm tomorrow night. We bought a lot of booze, stocked up on hot pockets, and there is a wii on the bus. It shouldn't be too bad.

Here are my illegal pictures of the area. I'll take some of our bus adventures tomorrow and post them as well!

Bakersfield, Home of the Cows

Welcome to Bakersfield....

As you can see, there is a lot to do here... ha

Tonight we have 2 shows and then head over to Temecula, CA, where the forecast is gloomy... I thought CA hated rain.
Yesterday we were in San Rafael, and it was lovely. I could live there easily. That is, if I had a ton of money.
And now, a fun story from tour!

Location: San Rafael, merchandise counter
Time: 7:45p, after the first show

Fugly lady "Hey, I bought a shirt from you before the show, I left my jacket here."
Me "I didn't find one, sorry"
Fugly: "I left it here, you saw me leave it here" starts searching through our things.
Me "I'm really sorry, we didn't find anything"

Fugly leaves for a minute. Comes back

Fugly pointing "You stole my jacket, YOU stole it. I know you did"
Me: "You are being rude, it's not here. Get away from the table"

Fugly leaves and brings security

Fugly "She has my jacket, I know I left it here, it's black and she stole it"

She then started filling out a report at the will call, and then they found her jacket in the theater.... Like a little girl, she ran out of the venue without apologizing for being the biggest whore ever.
If anyone has an suggestions on how I should improve my "look" so I don't get mistaken for a hoodrat, let me know. ha.

Anyways, here are some pics from yesterday as well and from our day off in Reno (thanks ashley!)













1) San Rafael, cute
2) The venue
3) some weeds that looked like they had the herp
4 and 5) Ashley and I at dinner, and Maxx and I walk dancing in Reno on our day off!

Have a lovely weekend!

Reno 911! Where are you??

As promised, here are some pictures! Reno is not what I would call "scenic" so there is one pic I took from my hotel room... where they left us lemon cookies at bedside. Aw.
Tonight we are heading to San Rafael for 2 shows tomorrow, I feel like there will be more photo ops then!







1) Some Reno river
2) The new production team! Welcome Wilma to the blog
3) Ashley working in her new department... Her coolness rating went down 5 points.

Leg 3 begins!

We started off leg 3 of the 2009 tour in Long Beach yesterday and it was a blast to be back! As you can tell, I had no time to post. And really, I am about to fall asleep now, so this is going to be short. I will post some pics tomorrow, but we are in Reno and have 2 shows scheduled for tomorrow. Reno is slightly trashy, we had some bad run ins with the serving staff at Harrah's (Now you know why you got a $2 tip) and I don't believe I will go out of my way to come back in the near future.

Stay tuned! I'm passing out in my hotel bed!