Salt Lake doesn't approve of my coffee intake!

This morning, I really needed a cup of coffee. I checked high and low in my hotel room, and guess what! No coffee maker. Apparently Mormons don't believe in caffeine and they want everyone to suffer...
So the tour is almost over... I'm so sad! This has been the best tour so far, and I'm going to miss all my friends and the great Copperfield music (sike) and seeing new places. Boo.
Here are some pics of Salt Lake, and our travel day.
We went to go see the Salt Lake City Bee's (minor league baseball team) play. It was excellent, as were the dippin dots.

Picture descriptions

1) Kingsbury Hall, where our show is being held
2)The bees! They had pink uniforms... and the shortstop couldn't throw the ball to first without it bouncing... I didn't see any agents scouting.
3) The mountains
4) The bar across from the bees stadium, don't drink the coke.
5) my newwwww car! sike
6) Max and I pretending like we are a couple
7)awww day 19... now it's day 20 out of 22. Sad face. P.S. Please don't mind wilma's finger, she is an angry person and likes to ruin pictures.

Day 18 of 22

Sad face, it's our last day in Palm Desert. Goodbye water park, goodbye golf course, goodbye 100 degrees (not sad about that).
I just woke up to birds cherping in the palm trees, am going to head over to the pool for a quick dip, then it's back to the grind. We have 2 shows, then we are on our way to Salt Lake City, UT!
Here are some pics of our villas, the theatre we performed at, and an action shot I enjoyed.

See you in Utah!

100 degrees in Palm Desert, I'm still hotter

It's 100 degrees here in Palm Desert! Ouch, i'm not trying to touch the concrete today!
So yesterday we traveled from Denver to Palm Desert, another 15 hour bus ride.
We are staying in a very lovely resort with a water park and golf course on site! We are going to be here for a few days, so swimming will be in the mix!
On another note, I never took anymore pictures of Denver, I am a terrible picture taker. But I did take some pics on the bus yesterday and will take some of our hotel tomorrow.
Here is what I have.

P.S. Happy Birthday Will! You are cute...

Go Rockies!

Sike!

This is our 2nd day in Denver, and it's great! I haven't taken many pictures yet, but I plan to tomorrow before we leave for Palm Desert.

Here is a list of things to remember when visiting Denver:

1. Wear lots of chapstick.
2. Drink more water than usual.
3. Don't drink as much alcohol as usual.

No one told me the 3rd rule until it was too late...
Because of the elevation, Denver gets you wasted... fast. Then, pictures start appearing on the web like so.



Well, at least I obtained a free hat somehow. Thanks Denver!

Real pics later!

Wyoming holla

When we were in Montana, Wyoming got a bad wrap. I am here to say that Wyoming is delightful, not as pretty as Montana, but we did see antelopes prancing around and cacti!
We are heading to Denver tonight for the next 3 or 4 days, I can't wait!
And here are some pics of Wyoming, of our photo shoot last night (lack of sleep creates great pictures), Ashley's flowers she picked me, and a funny wyoming joke... that might not be a joke. I hope it is though...

Movin' to Montana soon

Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (yes I am)
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune

Montana is awesome! It's beautiful, the air is fresh and the cowboys are plentiful.
After our 20 hour bus ride, we went out to eat and stayed at the best hotel! The Hilton in Bozeman, MT is where it's at.
Today we have 2 shows on the MSU campus, then we are heading to Billings, MT for some more Montana action.
Here are some fun Montana facts:

If you are a married women, it is illegal to fish by yourself on Sundays
If you are not married, it is illegal to fish by yourself all the time.

Steer Montana is the World's largest steer, weighing 3.980 pounds. It lived for 15 years, is stuffed and kept in a museum in Billings. Here is a picture of the obese steer.


Because i'm lazy, the pictures from our trip are at the top of the post. enjoy!

Pechanga!

Whoa! After all of those commercials pumping Pechanga Casino, I finally made it! Did I walk out of the theater into the casino once? No. But I did walk around the exterior.
Since Pechanga is on an indian reservation, there are a lot of sacred areas. We got in trouble several times for taking pictures on sacred hills, the front of the casino; the bike cops are not a joke.
When I got the talking to in front of the casino, the guy asked for identification to prove I was 21. Is it illegal for me to be in front of the casino and be underage? I feel like it's not, thanks Pechanga.

Tonight we are heading to Montana! We are starting the drive at 11pm and are arriving in Bozeman around 9pm tomorrow night. We bought a lot of booze, stocked up on hot pockets, and there is a wii on the bus. It shouldn't be too bad.

Here are my illegal pictures of the area. I'll take some of our bus adventures tomorrow and post them as well!

Bakersfield, Home of the Cows

Welcome to Bakersfield....

As you can see, there is a lot to do here... ha

Tonight we have 2 shows and then head over to Temecula, CA, where the forecast is gloomy... I thought CA hated rain.
Yesterday we were in San Rafael, and it was lovely. I could live there easily. That is, if I had a ton of money.
And now, a fun story from tour!

Location: San Rafael, merchandise counter
Time: 7:45p, after the first show

Fugly lady "Hey, I bought a shirt from you before the show, I left my jacket here."
Me "I didn't find one, sorry"
Fugly: "I left it here, you saw me leave it here" starts searching through our things.
Me "I'm really sorry, we didn't find anything"

Fugly leaves for a minute. Comes back

Fugly pointing "You stole my jacket, YOU stole it. I know you did"
Me: "You are being rude, it's not here. Get away from the table"

Fugly leaves and brings security

Fugly "She has my jacket, I know I left it here, it's black and she stole it"

She then started filling out a report at the will call, and then they found her jacket in the theater.... Like a little girl, she ran out of the venue without apologizing for being the biggest whore ever.
If anyone has an suggestions on how I should improve my "look" so I don't get mistaken for a hoodrat, let me know. ha.

Anyways, here are some pics from yesterday as well and from our day off in Reno (thanks ashley!)













1) San Rafael, cute
2) The venue
3) some weeds that looked like they had the herp
4 and 5) Ashley and I at dinner, and Maxx and I walk dancing in Reno on our day off!

Have a lovely weekend!